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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 4:41 pm    Post subject: New In! Reply with quote

Earlier, I walked past Forbidden Planet and saw the latest New Who tat in their window display. One item really caught my eye: the Dalek Sec Hybrid Voice Changer Mask. It looks like an artificial elephant vagina. Well done to everyone involved for producing such a magnificent piece. Thanks to the genius of Davies, everyone has the oportunity to look like a pachyderm's genitals. Quite appropriate really...
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:52 pm    Post subject: Re: New In! Reply with quote

B3 wrote:
Earlier, I walked past Forbidden Planet and saw the latest New Who tat in their window display. One item really caught my eye: the Dalek Sec Hybrid Voice Changer Mask. It looks like an artificial elephant vagina. Well done to everyone involved for producing such a magnificent piece. Thanks to the genius of Davies, everyone has the oportunity to look like a pachyderm's genitals. Quite appropriate really...
According to the toy industry representative on BBC Breakfast this morning this is going to be a best seller this Christmas!

And hey, it'd be an improvement on Rob's ugly mug! ;)
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:32 pm    Post subject: Re: New In! Reply with quote

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B3 wrote:
Earlier, I walked past Forbidden Planet and saw the latest New Who tat in their window display. One item really caught my eye: the Dalek Sec Hybrid Voice Changer Mask. It looks like an artificial elephant vagina. Well done to everyone involved for producing such a magnificent piece. Thanks to the genius of Davies, everyone has the oportunity to look like a pachyderm's genitals. Quite appropriate really...
According to the toy industry representative on BBC Breakfast this morning this is going to be a best seller this Christmas!

And hey, it'd be an improvement on Rob's ugly mug! ;)


You don't need one Rani, you look enough of a clown already! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:57 pm    Post subject: Re: New In! Reply with quote

Mistress Rani wrote:
B3 wrote:
Earlier, I walked past Forbidden Planet and saw the latest New Who tat in their window display. One item really caught my eye: the Dalek Sec Hybrid Voice Changer Mask. It looks like an artificial elephant vagina. Well done to everyone involved for producing such a magnificent piece. Thanks to the genius of Davies, everyone has the oportunity to look like a pachyderm's genitals. Quite appropriate really...
According to the toy industry representative on BBC Breakfast this morning this is going to be a best seller this Christmas!



It may be a "best-seller", but really, do you honestly want children to look like Dumbo's fanny on account of Davies?
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 11:14 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Say what you want, but these people are very adept at promotion. Photographs of the Delek Sec Elephant Fanny Hybrid Mask appear in both this morning's Guardian and Independent. Pity it's crap.
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 2:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

...Why would anyone want to sound like a bad actor wearing a cow's udders?
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